I rented this home to house some coworkers for a week on a project that we had in the area. We will be returning to the area on other projects, but will absolutely not be staying here. First, the mention of "air conditioning" refers to one portable air conditioner downstairs and two window air conditioners upstairs. The house DOES NOT have central air conditioning. The house was a sauna when we first arrived. We turned on every air conditioner and fan we possibly could. I was mortified that they were going to have to stay in a hot place like this. The internet went out on Tuesday. It never came back on. The ant problem was disgusting. The first night, I bought a sealed box of donut holes from the store. It wasn't opened. I left it on the counter for the residents to enjoy with coffee in the morning... And they found it covered with thousands of ants. We left ant traps and spray in there for the next guests-- Along with a six pack of beer in the fridge. All of the furniture is mismatched and the maple wood floors are unfinished. One room upstairs has a twin bed in it and that's all-- Literally NO WHERE to store clothing, so that poor sap was living out of his suitcase all week long. Bring your own garbage bags. There were none to be found. Oh, and the "game room" or whatever it's called is a cluttered room with a random ping pong table in it. I'm really disappointed in this property, and will not be renting it again.
SMITH POINT BEACH HOUSE